Wednesday, September 20

Amy Biehl Foundation Fundraising



Just look at my smug face.. Am I trying to impress someone or what? No, I'm actually enjoying myself! We can be seen here at the fundraising event for the Amy Biehl Foundation. It was held at the ArabellaSheraton in Cape Town. Colin Moss was the MC (didn't do a very good job tho, he forgot his words and no one wanted to listen to him anyway so every time he came on the people started talking..), Yvonne Chaka Chaka performed, Desmond Tutu was there as well as Michelle Maclaen(sp?), Tanya Fourie, Herschelle Gibs and that dude from Survivor South Africa..

Anyway, this photo was taken when the bidding started and this guy was being bullied into buying some shitty art for a good cause. It was a really great evening with even greater food and entertainment. I got to dress up and look pretty and that's always a good thing!

Tuesday, August 29

Roses going by


Roses going by
Originally uploaded by Richard-.
Roses are such cliche's, but damn, this is a beautiful cliche, don't you think? Red roses makes me think of vintage, velvet, vino, violence and vampires.. and of course, Guns & Roses. Hell, I love that guys..

Anyway, this week has been so busy.. I probably had the biggest crisis of my life this week while organising PULP's trip to the Labia, but all turned out perfect and everyone had an awesome time. Can't believe that nightmare turned out to be my biggest accomplishment as of yet? It feels like it anyway.

On Thursday it's our Rez dance, so that's another thing to look forward to, and then when that's over and done with, we have another theme party next Thursday. We're not quite sure about the theme, but so far it's Cops & Robbers and we're showing Bonnie & Clyde to go with the theme.

Today I'm glad to be alive

Friday, August 18

LARK


LARK
Originally uploaded by www.mooredesign.cc.
This is the best band in the world.. once you've heard Inge sing, I swear you'll compare all female singers to her from then on. She is incredible.. go check out www.lark.co.za
Best band to come out of South Africa EVER..
Can't wait to hear them again..

Sunday, August 13

Wow..


Pretty
Originally uploaded by NoefterKazonkiNutz.
This is en route to Piketberg (I think..). Looks like it anyway. I love the way it looks now. It hasn't been this beautiful in a long time. Thank you for the rain! Hopefully it won't stop raining soon, otherwise this will all dissappeas as soon as it starts getting warmer. For now we enjoy the gorgeous scenery. This photo was taken by my best friend, Aletta.

Wednesday, July 26

Quinta Dimension


QUINTA DIMENSION
Originally uploaded by plástico fantástico.
How great is this? I wish I lived in America in the 50's. They had the best radio shows, the best television shows. Horror, that is.. Did you know, in 1938, Orson Welles (23 at that stage) played a part in the dramatisation of War of the Worlds (H.G. Wells) on the radio. He did it so convincingly that there were actually people that started to evacuate their houses because he made them believe that Earth was really being attacked by Mars! And that was only radio..
I'm currently reading a book about late night television horror series'. In it they discuss series such as the Twilight Zone (created by Rod Serling, he also wrote most of the 157 episodes), Alfred Hitchcock Presents and Ghost Stories. They give a summary of the series and then they printed the most popular story of the series. I absolutely love that book. It's like my bedtime stories. Do you have any idea the interesting stuff you dream about after you read 'The Monkey's Paw'? You bet your ass you know what that kid looked like after he's been through that machinery and is now knocking on his parents' door...
Definitely the main reason why radio and books are so successful, is because they leave the gory detail to your imagination. And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is why I think someone has yet to successfully turn one of Stephen King's books into a great movie.
I don't know about you, but these fucked up monsters Hollywood creates in their studios frankly doesn't scare me at all. The more human they are, the more scarier it is. Samara (The Ring) comes to mind. I don't care much for the movie per se, but that is one scary looking biach right there. I would think twice now, before sticking my head down a well..
Back to Stephen King. You know, Dreamcatcher was a great book. It was descriptive, it was scary and it definitely develops your imagination. Then came the movie. Already I was a bit sceptical, cos I really liked the book, and the movies usually dissapoint me. I watched it anyway. That worm thing in the toilet was a bit scary, but that overgrown piece of fungus that they had for a monster in the watertower at the end made me laugh. Hoorray for Thomas Jane. He's a fucking brilliant actor. For the life of me I don't know how he kept his pose during the filming of that scene. Maybe because he didn't actually see it while he was pretending to be afraid. Thank goodness for green screen.. I'm sure he cracked his ass laughing about it afterwards though.
Don't you think this is a great poster though? Black and white has such great impact. I hope some cartoonist is reading this, and takes the hint: MAKE A BLACK AND WHITE HORROR CARTOON. Something based on the original pulp fiction paperbacks. That'd be great..

Tuesday, July 18

sunsets


I hate when sunsets go by so quickly. I think if we took the time to watch each sunrise and each sunset we would be much happier. It's not as if it takes that long? For one, I think we'd be much more grateful as human beings and we'll learn to appreciate the beautiful things in life much more. For instance, how many times do you actually notice something beautiful. By something beautiful I mean something natural, not man made. Like the way the mountains turn pink when the sun is setting, or the way Victoria Street in Stellenbosch looks in autumn when all the leaves turn various shades of orange.
I love beautiful things. I love beautiful people. Don't get me wrong, I classify beautiful people as people that are comfortable with themselves and confident about who they are. Not necessarily someone every other teenage chick thinks is hot.
Not only do I think nature helps to make people humble, I also think it is the best healer of any kind of sickness. Studies show that if you put hospital patients in a room that receives sufficient amounts of sunlight they recover more quickly than they would have if they were stuck in a room with artificial lighting.
I don't know what I'm really trying to say, but I just had to write something about this photo. I took it one evening when we were on our way home from Stellenbosch.

Friday, July 14

anticipation..


Anticipation is probably the most dreaded feeling I can possibly experience. It's both an unbelievable excitement and an unbelievable nausea that envelopes be all at once. Meeting a guy you've only known through the internet qualifies, I think. Unbelievable guy, don't get me wrong, but jeez, I can't eat I'm so nervous. He'll probably read this and then I'll feel like an ass, but HEY, I don't mind. Alex knows me pretty good by now. I don't think anything I do might shock him anyway! Why can't I just relax? I mean he wouldn't come visit me if he really didn't want to, would he? No. So there Maretha. Breathe. It'll all be OK. Oh shit, what am I going to wear...

Wednesday, July 12

..it's been a while

Wow, it's been a while since I posted anything. Guess that's what happens when you live in Klawer and go home for almost the entire holiday. When I drove into Stellenbosch on Sunday it felt like I've been here the whole time, yet it looked slightly different.
It feels like I've been hybernating or something. Usually there's a million ideas flying through my mind every second, but today I'm just like, "It's raining, yay." Going to Klawer totally breaks my speed of whatever I'm doing. I had all these stuff that I wanted to do at home, like at least start to write my book, learn some Spanish and work on my Intec course. Did any of those things happen? NO. The only thing I did at home was gain 5 kilograms..
Now I'm back, it's a new semester and I'm still struggling to get back into my routine. Hopefully once class start I'll fall right back into my routine. But for now, I'm just breathing.

Wednesday, May 10

where do these people come from?


A German cannibal whose killing and eating of a willing victim shocked the nation received a life sentence for murder Tuesday after a court overturned a previous manslaughter conviction.
In delivering the decision, Judge Klaus Drescher threw out the defense team's argument that Armin Meiwes had acted on his victim's request, a crime similar to euthanasia which in Germany carries a maximum prison term of five years.
"The defendant was fully conscious of his actions and could control them," Drescher told the court.
"This is not killing on request," he said. "He killed him because he wanted to slaughter and eat his flesh. He had achieved the biggest kick of his life."
Meiwes, 44, was standing trial for the second time after Germany's top criminal court ruled his 2004 conviction for manslaughter and eight-year jail sentence was too lenient.
Under German law Meiwes could be released after 15 years. The court rejected a request by prosecutors to deny his right to be released early, saying his victim had volunteered to be killed and eaten.
Meiwes corresponded with 400 people over the Internet in his search for a willing victim before stumbling upon Bernd-Juergen Brandes, a high-ranking IT manager with German firm Siemens.
In a tale that has horrified the country and inspired a feature film, Brandes traveled by train to meet Meiwes, where the cannibal videotaped himself severing Brandes' penis with a knife before both men tried to eat it.
Bleeding profusely, Brandes fell unconscious. With the video recorder still rolling, Meiwes laid him out on a bench, kissing him on the lips before plunging a knife into his throat.
"The next one must be young but not so fat," Drescher quoted Meiwes as saying after the slaughter was complete and his victim was suspended from a meat hook.
Meiwes later froze 30 kg (66 lb) of flesh in parcels labeled schnitzel among other things, said the judge. He later ate the flesh with red cabbage and potatoes.
The judge described Meiwes as psychologically sick but fully aware of his actions.

This is one sick movie that I will have to see. How the hell did he correspond with over 400 people over the internet and all of them failed to contact the police? Suddenly I don't feel that bad about South African crime. Don't get me wrong, it's still terrible, but at least we don't have any psycho killers that have a fetish for penis.. no wait. They're called women. Excuse me for being so bold and no, I'm not generalizing. Of course not all women are that stupid, but they do exist. There's probably just as many of them as there are psycho killers out there. I'm starting to sound like Valerie Solanis, aren't I? I WOULD like to read her Scum Manifesto though. Just to clarify, I am NOT a man-hater, I am NOT a lesbian, but I do tend to agree with some of the things she said. Watch 'I shot Andy Warhol' and you'll see what I mean. Lili Taylor is simply brilliant as Valerie Solanis!
Back to German Psycho. What kind of childhood did that guy have? I truly believe that the way you were raised has a LOT to do with how you turn out in the end. For SIX years your mother and father is the only two people that really has an influence on you upbringing. Luckily, after that you get exposed to other people, other cultures and hopefulle learn something about people in general. Unlike Bad Boy Bubba..

Monday, May 8

why why why



I feel like kicking someone in the gonads.. any volunteers? Why does a certain man have the ability to make me so unbelievably mad that I can scream, but yet as soon as he walks through the door it's all right again? Women. We're so easy..

do you believe in your horoscope?

First read what I said yesterday, then tell me how freaky my horoscope for today is! insane...

Quickie: Hold tight to all your beliefs today. The essence of your character may be tested.
Overview: Your thoughts turn toward the future, and with good reason. You have big plans, and you finally have an inkling about how to make them happen. Deal with the facts first, and you'll find that fantasy soon becomes reality.

Libra
Daily extended (by Astrology.com)You know what you like and you know what you don't like -- and good for you! Hold on to your convictions today and don't waver when someone tries to sway your opinion. They may be awfully persuasive, but if you give in on the little things, then it's only a matter of time before your character is questioned -- and you don't want that! Others look to you for guidance, and if you send the wrong message you may regret it. Polish up your reputation by sticking to your guns.

I don't take anything my horoscope says seriously, ever. Except maybe today. This is just too big of a coincidence.

Sunday, May 7

what where how and with whom

People are funny things. Take myself for example. I know what I want, I know who I want. The only problem is I don't know how to go about getting it. Aren't you supposed to get up in the morning and achieve something? I am a definite believer of that. I definitely believe that each of us is put on earth with a certain goal. I also believe that you won't die before you achieve that goal, except of course if you're not trying to reach your goal, that is. Does that make sense?
It's basically that same tune of "Be all you can be" and all that jazz..
Now how do you be all that you can be if you're at University studying the wrong degree? I seriously do NOT know, all I know is that everything happens for a reason. People always used to ask me what my motto is and I never knew what to say. I always ended up saying something stupid, you know. Since then I actually thought about the whole thing and I realised the following. What must happen, will happen. That is so true you know? So don't ask me, that is my motto. I truly believe everything happens for a reason. The reason isn't always obvious at first, but later on it will become clear. It's like this one truly fucked up time in my life when I was in love with my best friend. I would wish for him to feel the same way so bad and he didn't seem to notice at all. One day I couldn't stand it any more and I just told him how I felt. BIG mistake, BIG.. He didn't feel the same and I lost my best friend. Sad shitty story I know, and I'm sorry if I made you puke just now..quite a bit nauseated myself right now.. Point I'm trying to make is, that if he actually DID feel the same about me, I probably would be married by now, or very close to it, and that is the last thing on this earth that I want to do right now. And the fact that he was a complete dickhead had something to do with it as well I guess..
That's another thing. How do people get married while they're still studying? I mean, shit, don't you KNOW what's out there? I told Aletta the other day, I can't wait for one day to be married and to live in my own house and actually take care of my family, but that is still a LONG way ahead of me. I want to be able to take care of myself first. I don't want to be one of those chicks that get a degree only to get a rich husband, I mean, wtf? YES, there is actually people like that. Some of them studied with me..
Now the big question is.. what am I going to do to achieve all this? And where am I going to do it? And when? And with whom..

Saturday, May 6

KWAK


KWAK
Originally uploaded by NoefterKazonkiNutz.
I really think people should research weird words before they use them to advertise (seemingly) harmless products, like beer in this case..
In London e.g. there's a coffee shop called "Jags" and if you're Afrikaans, then this word means horny. So for future reference. If you do not want a horny coffee shop then please make sure you know what the word means in ALL languages. Please.
I cannot bring myself to explain 'kwak' in English..

Installing hardware


Installing hardware
Originally uploaded by NoefterKazonkiNutz.
phone sex.. he he
this is what we do when we are bored. take stupid photo's in the library.
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crazy chinese people..

BEIJING (Reuters) - China has manufactured its first "personal robot" that can provide services at home and, among other skills, log on to the Internet and tell its owners the news and weather, Xinhua news agency said Friday.

Liangliang, standing at about 80 cm (nearly three feet), is able to walk and navigate obstacles at ease, as well as perform tasks as instructed by humans.
Its developer, the Shenyang-based Xinsong Automation Co., affiliated with the Chinese Academy of Sciences, said the robot cold "provide services of education, entertainment and security" and act as a personal assistant, Xinhua said.
It did not go into details.

"In the presentation debut, a staffer sent a mobile phone short message to the robot inquiring about the situations at home and, in two minutes, Liangliang replied with a message: temperature 22 degrees Celsius and everything normal at home," Xinhua said.
Liangliang, in Chinese, is a duplication of the character for "shining" and "bright."

my horoscope for today said I need something bright and shining.. should put this on my wishlist then. I wonder what tasks you could possibly give a robot like this to do? The problem is, I would be so worried this thing will mess things up, I would stand there, watching him while he supposedly does what I told him. Then what's the point?

Thursday, May 4

jamaican rum(pled up corpse..)

um..

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse (AAA!!) tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked (is that the word) when the body of a naked man fell out.

The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return. (how do they know this? did she leave a note?)

According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-liter barrel had a "special (acquired?) taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.
The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.

Wtf OK? I mean seriously, how special could that taste have been?? 20 year old pickled Jamaican corpse.. yummy. Come to think of it, he must've been pretty well preserved.. Dang! I want photo's!

opinion

Here's something to think about:
why don't we say what we mean? - just think how obviously easier everything would be if people just spoke to each other. To date, one of my best days was when my sister and I went to visit two friends of my sister's. It was so interesting! We got all philosophical and everything around a bottle of red wine. We spoke till 5 in the morning and holy shit I can't concentrate cos there's a loud Spanish speaking dude right across from me in the damn library (I love Spain..)
anyway, as I was saying..
We spoke until 5 in the morning, and being the cute guys that they are, they refused to let us drive home at that time of the morning. The point I'm trying to make, is that before I spent 6 hours talking to them, I didn't really know them, and now I do. That's one big NO for technology. I mean, here I am, speaking to someone (I hope) I don't even know (maybe) while I rather wouldv'e spoken to you face to face. People are living past each other and that makes me kinda sad in a way. Do you have any idea how many interesting people is out there? Everyone is different, and that is so exciting! People just don't go to the trouble to get to know one another anymore.
Now the whole debacle is, how to go about it these days.. These days you go to a club (with people you know), speak to people (you can't hear), see people (you would like to know), and then go home (not knowing them). Wtf.
I'm so philosophical today it is SCARY. As you can see, it is my second post for the day.. I am a SAD human being. Preaching about how technology is depriving us of so many things, yet, if you take away my e-mail I'll die! (this coming from someone that lives in Klawer..funny)
I have to do some actual work now, so I'll speak to you again, only if I have something to say that is!

shy vs f*ck off

men sometimes struggle with this. on several occasions I've heard that men can't differentiate between whether a girl is shy or whether she is grossed out by him. personally I don't think it's that difficult at all? but you're a girl, you say. yes and that's exactly why.
Let me explain this to all men, once and for all. Girls that want you to "please go away" will either give you NO look at all or she will give you THE look that says "oh please, who told you to get up this morning?" Some guys just do not understand this. We will NOT flirt (read communicate) with you on even the tiniest scale if we do not like you in SOME way. Be it friend or future lay.. Anyway. You get the point. Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong in any way.

Now, if a girl is shy. This is a tough one. Sometimes it's just not the right place or the right time. I'm a strong believer in checking out people's body language. Oh man you can speak volumes by standing a certain way, looking at someone a certain way. For fuck's sake man, make a move. That's the only advice I can give you. I read a book about Quentin Tarantino the other day, and he said a very true thing. He said that if you see this girl every day and you kinda know who she is and you are neutral in how you feel about her. Then one day somebody tells you that that girl really likes you. He said that he would feel pretty good about that and then he might actually start to like the girl as well, even if it is just because she likes him? Now that works both ways you see? I told it kind of stupid, but you get the point..

sorry, the above was just something I had to tell someone..

Tuesday, May 2

conforming to the norm

I swear, I will do anything just not to conform to the norm. You know, when people expect me to do something, I'll do the exact opposite. Just the other day our lecturer told us this story in class about how they had Tupperware parties when she was younger. The Tupperware lady would come to you and say: "Hey, bake us a cake and make a pot of tea and invite all your friends." You think, "OK, this could be a nice get together. After all, I don't have time these days to see all my friends, and now I'll see them all at once!"
The day arrives and everyone is sitting, drinking tea, when The Tupperware Lady makes her move.. She gives each one of you an order form and a pencil. She goes through all the products and then she strikes. "So Susan, what are you going to order?" Obviously Susan is now obliged to say something in the form of, "Oh Catherine, I will definitely go for the 5-in-1 microwave bowl!" You know, conforming to the norm. I'll be waiting for her to ask me! I'll give her a piece of my mind, something in the form of, " You know Catherine, I haven't seen anything on this form that appeals to me. I don't peel my olives, so I won't need an olive peeler, thank you. Nee dankie, ek kyk net!
I hate it when people do stuff just so they can score brownie points with someone else? I mean how fucking lame is that. So pathetic.
You can debate this and say, if you constantly change to suit someone else's needs, you will constantly be surrounded by people that is not like you, people that contols you, and jeez, who lives like that?